Happy Anniversary!

Well smack my ass and call me Sally! The 2 year anniversary of Clubbing Baby Seals almost slipped by me. To celebrate let me share a pic of what I like to call a "Bad Idea" and a list of the Top 10 articles last year.


1. Naughty Nads Bikini Design Kit

2. Company Builds Secret Passages In Homes

3. Defense Review - Auto Assault-12 Shotgun/FRAG-12 High-Explosive Round Combo/Weapon System?

4. Why Do They Club Seals? By Daniel Engber

5. The LightSnake - USB Guitar Cord

6. Xenu is my Homeboy - T-shirt

7. Smallest 9mm in the world

8. LA CAJA CHINA,PIG ROASTING BOX

9. Robosapien Flamethrower!

10. Shower Clock Radio With... Spy Camera?


Apparently ya'll are a pack of gun-toting pervs.

(No. We are not going to investigate what this says about the authors).

Recording Binoculars

Thanko BINOCA01 Recording Binoculars - Gizmodo

These Thanko binoculars zooms up to 7x48, captures video at15FPS VGA resolution, and still pictures at 2 megapixels with up to 2048x1536 resolution. Perfect for capturing owls, owls nests, owl mating, owl babies, and other owl-related scenes.

What is this?!?! Can it be? Yes! Another Handy Stalker Tool! W00t!

Make Your Own Flamethrower With WD40 and a Supersoaker

Make Your Own Flamethrower With WD40 and a Supersoaker - Gizmodo

We don't recommend doing this at home, but it's nice to know that you can. Oh, what the hell. Go ahead and make one. Just be sure all your affairs are in order beforehand.

Yup, totally awesome. I know what you are thinking, but sadly no, this would not be a good weapon for the impending zombie invasion. Sure, zombies burn, but not nearly fast enough. Besides, Lindsay's make-up would deflect most of the initial blast anyway.

Microsoft to issue fix for DRM breaker

Microsoft to issue fix for DRM breaker | TG Daily

Microsoft is preparing a fix for a program that strips the digital-rights-management protections attached to its Windows Media file format, representatives said Monday night.

Armed with the program, users could theoretically download an unlimited amount of music via MTV's Urge music service, as well as other sites that offer music for download.

Well, I told you they would fix it pretty quick. However, I am sure the l33t hax0rs are working on a fix.

In case of zombies…

In case of zombies… - Fosfor Gadgets

I guess this is some kind of marketing gimmick for the upcoming XBOX 360 game Dead rising, but anyway I think it was quite funny.

I envision a day when these are as common as fire extinguishers. While this will certainly take care of Ms. Lohan, make sure you are completely prepared and grab the Zombie Survival Guide before it's too late.

WMA DRM Remover

FairUse4WM

FairUse4WM software eliminates the DRM from standard WMA-DRM10/11 audio files. Tests with tracks subscribed from Napster ended with positive results, enabling you to listen to those downloaded songs on any other player.

I absolutely hate DRM. No I'm not gonna go all rantin' on ya. I'm just saying copy protection sucks.

If you like buying music online but hate the restrictions of the DRM crap. Then this is for you. So grab this while it is still around. You know the RIAA is gonna stomp all over this one.

THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE

THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE by MAX BROOKS

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

The zombies are coming (Lindsay Lohan anyone?)! Be prepared! Knowledge is power and with this exhaustive collection of survival tips you'll have all the knowledge you'll need. Extremely funny.

OhMiBod iPod Vibrator

OhMiBod iPod Vibrator - Gizmodo

This is more than just a bullet-style vibrator—it is fully insertable for maximum pleasure. They also offer an optional Garter belt for you public pleasure needs. It is currently available for $70 and appears to work with the standard 3.5mm audio jack, so any music playing device would get you off.

We're back, and starting things off with a bang...well, a buzz anyway. Another iPod powered vibrator for the ladies. I know, you're thinking "What is Mr. Light's obsession with these things?" Well, all the women I know like music. And all the women I know like orgasms. So logic leads me to think that both would be better or at least as good anyway.

The Wife was supposed to do a review of the Audi-O I mentioned a while back. Unfortunately, since I haven't been posting I kinda damaged my bargaining position. However, since I am posting again, I will proceed to nag her unmercifully for her belated review.

Oh, if this sorta thing tweaks you intrest, make sure to check out the iBuzz as well.

Super Cheap Dell with 17" LCD $449!

The Super Cheap Dell with 17" LCD $449!
I'm not sure how long this will be available, so get'em while they are hot.

Props to Dealcatcher.com

Price is $449 after 40% off instant discount. Shipping is free.
# Features Include: 3.06GHz Pentium 4 Processor
# Windows XP Media Center or Windows XP Home
# 1GB Memory
# 80GB Serial ATA Hard Drive
# 48x CD-RW/DVD-ROM Combo
# 17-inch LCD Monitor
# 1 Year Limited Warranty
# Dell Color Ink Jet Printer 725