Inflatable Moose

Inflatable Moose Head from I Want One Of Those

Transform your flat or office into a baronial hall in an instant with the laughably daft inflatable moose. A delicate blend of the finest Belgian chocolates, lovingly mixed with a... oh no, hang on, there seems to be something fundamentally wrong here. Oh yes. Transform your flat etc. etc. with the laughably daft inflatable moose. That's altogether more sensible, if an inflatable moose head can in any way be called sensible, which frankly we doubt. Sensibleness is not the issue here - nope, sensiblenessless is definitely where we're at when it comes to inflatable bovines. And if a moose isn't a bovine, then no letters please, the world will continue to turn, albeit with the odd offended moose lurking about.

I see an argument ith the wife in the making.