How to up the testosterone in da kitchen!

I was wandering through the kitchen wondering how to add a bit more machismo to it. Perusing through the appliances I mumbled to myself checking off the appliances. The stove? No, it can burn stuff and cause fires, fairly macho. Aha! The refrigerator! No, that keeps beer cold AND freezes steaks. Can't get better than that. Coffee maker? Nope, I mean it makes coffee! Certainly there was an inherently non-macho appliance in the house. And then, an epiphany! The wussy ass blender! I know what you are thinking. It has sharp blades and a motor. Yes it does, and what is the only thing anyone actually uses it for? Making girlie drinks! Little teenie blades can't make up for that! So, I needed a blender with bigger blades or a bigger motor to balance out all the girlie drinks. And the solution? A bigger motor....and motorcycle grips for speed control.....now that is waaay macho!

The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender

The Daiquiri Whacker gas powered blender takes the fine art of blending drinks to the Extreme! The Daiquiri Whacker is totally portable! No longer are you restricted by extension cords or generators. The 23cc Homelite motor has enough power to whip up a batch of your favorite blended drink faster than you can say "Dos Margaritas Por Favor!"