Dog Beer

MILITANTPLATYPUS - Happy Tail

“Non-alcoholic, with a hint of beef!” - Now that is a tagline to end all taglines!

The product pitch...

Yes, it’s beer! But, it’s for dogs.

Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated, our Happy Tail Ale is the ultimate liquid refreshment for your best friend. Our brew is made with choice malted barley and filtered water, featuring all-natural beef flavorings. Plus, it’s fortified with Glucosamine and Vitamin E!

Beer for dogs. Guess that kinda says it all. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.