Man Shocks Boy To Stop Him From Urinating On Electrical Devices

local6.com - Man Shocks Boy To Stop Him From Urinating On Electrical Devices

Trotman, an electrician employed at the Kings Bay Naval Station, admitted using a transformer putting out 56 volts to shock the boy who was intentionally urinating on electrical devices to see them spark, the WJXT-TV report said.

Trotman told investigators he was trying to teach the boy about the danger of electricity before the child seriously hurt himself.

Well, here is what's wrong with the world in a nutshell. Did the guy get a medal? Nope. His own talk show? Nope. Arrested? Yup.

Ain't that a bitch? Hell, it was only 50 freakin' volts. Next thing you know, the cops will be bitchin' about some of my proposed child control techniques.

Props to Cartman for this "shocking" news bite. (What? Like I was gonna let that go?)