Pottymouth T-shirts for Punk(ers') Babies

With slogans like "I'm just here for the welfare checks" and "I started as an orgasm," (and those are the ones you can show Grandma) PottyMouth™ (don't forget the "™") is meant to be an in-your-face alternative to dressing your kid as your Mini-me, or in ubiquitous Gap clonewear.
It's supposed to be authentic punk-for-babies, but how you keep it out of the hands of poseurs and trailer trash is beyond me.

Oh man! These shirts are awsome! They ain't kiddin' that those are the tame ones. My favorite is the "I'm proof my mom likes to fuck".