Talking Head Vibrator (NSFW)

Strange New Products: Talking Head Vibrator (NSFW)

My Little Secret LLC announced the launch of their new "Talking Head Vibrator", a rabbit style adult toy with a voice-recorder chip embedded into the base.

Instead of pleasuring oneself with a steady buzzing drone, they can record their voice (or someone else's voice) into the vibrator, and enhance their experience with audio.

Recording your own messages is done through a special recording device. The chip, referred to as a "cartridge key", is inserted into the device, and then you start talking. You can also produce audio files, e-mail them to someone, which the recipient can download into the recording device.

Heh. Ummm....well. Lets see. where to go with this post. How about a quip from The Wife on this one?

"Hey, we should get this for the Schram-man. Then instead of talking out his ass all the time he could talk into it." (Paraphrased for humor. The Wife not being terribly funny).

Or Paris Hilton?

"That's hot."

Plushies.

"Hi my name's Elmo. Hee hee hee."

Sony. (After modifying it to use memory sticks and installing HIV so no one else can use it.)

"Mini-disc. Ohhhhh. Mini-disc!"

This is just too damn easy.