Top Ten ways to ‘Freak out’ your roommate

MILITANTPLATYPUS - Top Ten ways to ‘Freak out’ your roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn’t belong.”

This one is for Marz. The Ritalin Kid won't move out (she won't let us help "move him out") and I thought these tips might help motivate him.
Head over to Militant Platypus (which is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites) for the rest of the tips.