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OhGizmo! - The RSStroom Reader, Feeds On Your Toilet Paper

I haven’t been this excited about any product in quite some time. Combining your RSS addiction with your daily trip to the can has never been easier, with the RSStroom Reader, from Yi Tien Electronics. It’s this crazy machine that hooks up to your computer wirelessly, and prints random RSS posts right to your toilet paper, for you to read before you, eh, use it.

Ok, it is probably a hoax. But damn funny nonetheless. Besides, can you think of a better use for the drivel I keep posting?