Saturday, January 07, 2006

The Chastity Belt

The Chastity Belt Page
First of all: what is a chastity belt?

Well, my dictionary say: "chastity belt, closable belt to save the wives chastity in absence of her husband (15.-19. century)."
We may define a chastity belt as a mechanical device wich prevents its wearer from having sexual intercourse.

Aha! Finally a solution for my daughter. Slap one of these on and no more worries about the boys starting to sniff around her.


At Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:41:00 AM, Blogger Baa! said...

I think you need to re-read to dispell that belief.

"I want to maintain my virginity until I am married. That's why I learned to give blow jobs to keep my boyfriend happy."

At Thursday, February 02, 2006 10:53:00 PM, Blogger Coherent Light said...

Sigh. Well, I thought the chastity belt was a good alternative to my initial plan (kill any boy who looks at her).

Don't get me wrong, I still think it is a great plan. The Wife however, was all like "Now honey you can't go and kill them that's illegal".

After further consideration I have decided to go with the original plan.

Anyone know where I can get a deep freeze and a mulcher for cheap?


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