The Chastity Belt
The Chastity Belt Page
First of all: what is a chastity belt?
Well, my dictionary say: "chastity belt, closable belt to save the wives chastity in absence of her husband (15.-19. century)."
We may define a chastity belt as a mechanical device wich prevents its wearer from having sexual intercourse.
Aha! Finally a solution for my daughter. Slap one of these on and no more worries about the boys starting to sniff around her.
posted by Coherent Light @ 1/07/2006 10:38:00 AM
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Sigh. Well, I thought the chastity belt was a good alternative to my initial plan (kill any boy who looks at her).
Don't get me wrong, I still think it is a great plan. The Wife however, was all like "Now honey you can't go and kill them that's illegal".
After further consideration I have decided to go with the original plan.
Anyone know where I can get a deep freeze and a mulcher for cheap?
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