Bacon Wallet

Bacon Wallet

Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets! You thought people looked at you weird before? Wait until you see the looks you get from pulling a wad of bacon out of your jeans.

Screw them lame Duct Tape Wallets! We're talkin' bacon! Bringing home the bacon? Fuck that. I've got the bacon in my back pocket biotch!

Props to OhGizmo!