Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit

Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit
I don't know how many of you remember the jive converter from the 80's but here is an updated one for the Zero's (and no, I don't give a shit what you are supposed to call this decade). It will even convert whole web sites.

New Scientist Doggy Stylin' News - Erotic images can tiznurn you blind

Researcha have finally found evidence fo` what good Catholic boys have known all along – erotic images makes you go blind. The effect is temporary n lasts just a moment, but tha research has added ta road-safety campaigna’ calls ta ban sexy billboard-advertis'n nizzy busy roads, in tha hope of prevent'n accidents.