Steven Seagal's Energy Drink

Strange New Products: Steven Seagal's Energy Drink

Energy drinks are becoming a "dime-a-dozen" these days, so in order to grab any attention, you have to make them more exotic, more powerful, and glamorous. And who better to encapsulate those qualities than Steven Seagal!

Seagal's new "Lightning Bolt Energy Drink", claims to have pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks, and includes a couple of ingredients not found in other such drinks, Asian Cordyceps, and Tibetan Goji Berries.

Snicker. Snicker snicker. Yeah, skip the Pimp Juice and Crunk bioch. Grab a mackin' lightning bolt playa.