Time to get Medieval!

En Garde! The Safe Bedside Table - Gizmodo

Let’s get all hypothetical for a second. Pretend you’re sleeping at home and some dude breaks in and is going to rob you/kill you. How will you defend yourself quickly? Enter the Safe Bedside Table, a genius creation from designer James McAdam. What looks like a simple, basic table at first, quickly becomes a shield and sword ready for your defense.

How awesome is this?!?! I gotta get one. They even made it out of Cherry wood (my personal favorite).