Musical Condoms

Man Invents Musical Condoms | OhGizmo!

A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom’s upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.

Ummm...well...that's an interesting idea. I'm a little confused as to how this is supposed to make sex better. Unless, of course, it glows in the dark and plays the Star Wars theme. What? Oh come on, you know that would be haaaawt!