Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About

Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About

Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.

Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we're warming up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and, well, just try saying anything and walking away.

This is hilarious! I'd run across this site a few years back and found it to be some insanely funny writing and then promptly forgot about it (Drugs or booze was probably involved). I just rediscovered it via Stumble the other day. go ahead and give it a read. Outrageously funny.