Santa Claus is "Coming"

Strange New Products: Santa Claus is "Coming"

"From Ann Summers, a UK-based adult toy retailer, is this Santa Claus gag gift that dispenses bits of candy from his rather large sweet-shooter.

You push his head down, and he shoots out a wad of sugary goodness for you. Pump him several times and he'll reward you over-and-over.

And Europeans blame us for crass commercialism??"

Hehe. Just in time for Christmas.