Uwe Boll to Make Postal Film

Uwe Boll to Make Postal Film - Kotaku

In what I hope to God is a joke press release, game developer Running with Scissors has announced that Uwe Boll has signed a deal to turn the over-the-top gore-fest Postal into a movie.

The press release goes on to say that shooting for the movie begins in 2006 with a release set for 2007, coinciding with the 10th anniversary of the original games debut.

Update:: I just confirmed this with RWS CEO Vince Desi, they are in fact making the movie. I'll post my short interview with him in a bit. It also includes one interesting casting announcement.

Ah, the suckage that is Uwe Boll. Here he goes out to anally rape another video game franchise. For those not familiar with his "work" check out the link. The man is single handedly trying to destroy video game based movies (and doing an outstanding job). The most lamentable is probably the Bloodrayne franchise. Lets face it, ol' Steve Spielberg couldn't make a decent movie out of Postal.

On the upside, as long as the ass clowns keep letting him make movies (I can only assume for a tax write off or something) I have an entry into the annual Bad Movie Film Festival or BMFF (pronounced like you had a mouthful of peanuts and you got kicked in the nuts, which is remarkably similar to how you feel after attending). More on BMFF later...