Put Your Vices Together for Cofee-beer

Put Your Vices Together for Cofee-beer - Gizmodo

"Feast your eyes on the newest Swiss invention: Coffee-beer, a “fermented coffee beverage” that has been patented in every major market around the world by Nestac (part of the Nestle empire). The beverage is basically a super-caffeinated liquid that pours like a beer but smells like coffee. No alcohol included."

Well, I was all excited until I read the no alcohol part. I'm confused. So it smells like coffee, has lots of caffiene, and pours like a beer? Ummm....couldn't you just drink coffee?