Bacon Strips Bandages

Bacon Strips Bandages

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.

Well, I haven't had a fit of the giggles since this bad since the Bill O'Reilly Thailand thing. I'm almost ready to buy a box of these just to see what kind of "free toy" you put in a box of bacon bandages. Wishbone hemostats? Pancake Guaze? Sausage tampons?