Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - Ex-Boy Scout official faces child porn charges - Mar 29, 2005 - Ex-Boy Scout official faces child porn charges - Mar 29, 2005
DALLAS, Texas (CNN) -- A former top official of the Boy Scouts of America faces federal Internet child pornography charges and is expected to plead guilty Wednesday, a spokeswoman for the U.S. attorney's office said.

Douglas S. Smith Jr. faces a single count of receiving and distributing child pornography -- a charge resulting from a federal investigation conducted with German authorities.

Well, how about a little irony this morning. I guess child porn is ok as long as he isn't a homosexual. Here is my favorite part. A little irony icing for the cake. Smith was also the chairman of the BSA's "Youth Protection Task Force". Well, at least you can't say he wasn't qualified to head up the program. So remember folks, support your local scouts and keep them damn homos out of Amer'ca!
P.s. As a side note, Girl Scout cookies are ok (Thank god. Talk about a moral dillema. Don't support the bigots but get none of them snarky mint cookies.). Girl Scouts are a seperate organization and don't support the Boy Scouts discriminatory practices.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Florida Considering College Censorship Bill - Florida Considering College Censorship Bill
House Bill 837 (which can be viewed here) seeks to regulate what is taught in public unversities, and even to allow students to sue professors when they think their rights have been infringed upon.
The bill would require several things. One, a student can not be punished for professing beliefs that differ from the professor's. Two, professors are required to teach "serious academic theories" (read: creationism; I'll get to that in a moment). Three, when students believe their beliefs are being singled out for "public ridicule" (read: when the professor forces them to question their beliefs; I'll get to this shortly as well). So, in essence, it says the state gets to dictate university curricula.

Grrrrr....why Florida? Humanity is a constant source of dissapointment.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Candy Bra from I Want One Of Those

Candy Bra from I Want One Of Those
The perfect accessory to our unbelievably popular Candy G-String is the new Candy Bra. Sweetness itself, the bra fits all sizes - the ties are very long and knot easily - just nibble off the sweets you don't need. Like the G-String, it's made of around 330 fruit-flavoured candy pieces, and at just 40 calories, this sweet and sexy Candy Bra is the perfect after dinner pudding for weight watchers - or people who think underwear should be good enough to eat. 'Hello Boys' may have worked in the 90s, but 'Eat my Bra', whilst a tad more forward, has to be a lot funnier. And - well, we're guessing here, but we'd estimate the success rate being oh, say, in the 100% area.

Well, I had to post it after posting the candy g-string didn't I?

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Inflatable Moose

Inflatable Moose Head from I Want One Of Those
Transform your flat or office into a baronial hall in an instant with the laughably daft inflatable moose. A delicate blend of the finest Belgian chocolates, lovingly mixed with a... oh no, hang on, there seems to be something fundamentally wrong here. Oh yes. Transform your flat etc. etc. with the laughably daft inflatable moose. That's altogether more sensible, if an inflatable moose head can in any way be called sensible, which frankly we doubt. Sensibleness is not the issue here - nope, sensiblenessless is definitely where we're at when it comes to inflatable bovines. And if a moose isn't a bovine, then no letters please, the world will continue to turn, albeit with the odd offended moose lurking about.

I see an argument ith the wife in the making.